You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

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Force always attracts men of low morality.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I love to travel, but hate to arrive.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.