All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Author: Frank Zappa

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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.

Good night and sweet dreams, my love!

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.