If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love on

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something, we'd all love one another.

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    Experience, travel – these are as education in themselves.

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    Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

    The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

    The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

    To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle.

    To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle. 

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