The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design but

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Author: Frank Zappa

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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I’m falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster.

My heart never knew loneliness until you went away.

Days of absence, sad and dreary, Clothed in sorrow’s dark array, – Days of absence, I am weary; She I love is far away.

You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry.