I can barely walk but it's a privilege to be able to move at all.
Billy GrahamThe Colgate Comedy Hour.
Woody AllenThe smallest pain in our little finger gives us more concern than the destruction of millions of our fellow beings.
William HazlittAlways leave something to wish for, otherwise you will be miserable from your very happiness.
Baltasar GracianA man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.
Charles DarwinBe kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Josh BillingsYou should completely forget the help rendered by you to others and the harm done to you by others.
Sai BabaMaking fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P. J. O'Rourke