The thing I fear most is fear.

I sit on a man's back choking him and making him carry me and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means - except by getting off his back.

Whatever is funny is subversive every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign even in the wizarding world.

Youth is a quality not a matter of circumstances.

Behold I do not give lectures or a little charity When I give I give myself.

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

Know what you want to do hold the thought firmly and do every day what should be done and every sunset will see you that much nearer to your goal.

He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.

People do not wish to appear foolish, to avoid the appearance of foolishness they are willing to remain actually fools.

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