Dave Barry Turns 50
Dave BarryI still live I still think: I still have to live for I still have to think.
Friedrich NietzscheI'm not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.
Christina AguileraAll religions have been made by men.
Napoleon BonaparteIf you mean to profit learn to please.
Winston ChurchillInsanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups parties nations and epochs it is the rule.
Friedrich NietzscheAll rising to a great place is by a winding stair
Francis BaconIn those days he was wiser than he is now, he used to frequently take my advice
Winston ChurchillOne thing is sure. We have to do something. We have to do the best we know how at the moment... If it doesn't turn out right we can modify it as we go along.
Franklin D. RooseveltI hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I'm gone.
Steven Wright