I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.
Charlie Chaplin
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did why in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will Rogers
In college I never realized the opportunities available to a pro athlete. I've been given the chance to meet all kinds of people to travel and expand my financial capabilities to get ideas and learn about life to create a world apart from basketball.
Michael Jordan
The devil's voice is sweet to hear.
Stephen King
Only God who made us can touch us and change us and save us from ourselves.
Billy Graham
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield
I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.
Lucille Ball
It strikes me as odd that the free exercise of religious faith is sometimes treated as a problem, something America is stuck with, instead of blessed with.
Mitt Romney
Without forgiveness there's no future.
Desmond Tutu
The remedy is worse than the disease.
Francis Bacon
