Beware of the person who can't be bothered by details.
William FeatherThe only really happy folk are married women and single men.
H. L. MenckenTitles are but nicknames and every nickname is a title.
Thomas PaineWithout the laughs the audience wouldn't be there at all so in that sense yes I am a comedian.
George CarlinThe best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it it's usually lousy.
Dwight D. EisenhowerI do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson WellesA virtue to be serviceable must like gold be alloyed with some commoner but more durable alloy.
Samuel ButlerPromises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
Jonathan SwiftPeople rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Dale Carnegie