The United Nations organization has proclaimed 1979 as the Year of the Child. Are the children to receive the arms race from us as a necessary inheritance?
Pope John Paul IISponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Steven WrightThe Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven WrightMy own ideals for the university are those of a genuine democracy and serious scholarship. These two indeed seem to go together.
Woodrow WilsonThe reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis DillerIt is a common error to suppose that the Higher Life is a matter of reading and the adoption of theological or metaphysical hypotheses and that Spiritual Principles can be apprehended by this method.
James AllenI've never preached one sermon on money on just finances. I want to stay away from it.
Joel OsteenOne of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.
Doug CouplandThe most exciting phrase to hear in science the one that heralds the most discoveries is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny'
Isaac AsimovNo slavery can be abolished without a double emancipation and the master will benefit by freedom more than the freed-man.
Thomas Huxley