Stand-up is hard.

I am a bull on sterling versus the U.S. dollar.

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume I looked ridiculous. But this is my business, I have to humiliate myself.

Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

Character is the indelible mark that determines the only true value of all people and all their work.

No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.

Reasoning at every step he treads Man yet mistakes his way Whilst meaner things whom instinct leads Are rarely known to stray.

When people are free to do as they please they usually imitate each other.

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