I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
Henry David ThoreauThe thing you don't dream about as a kid is all the peripheral stuff that comes with success.
Tiger WoodsDefeat doesn't finish a man quit does. A man is not finished when he's defeated. He's finished when he quits.
Richard M. NixonBe Skeptical but learn to listen.
Miguel Angel RuizIf you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system.
William JamesYou know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
Phyllis DillerThe person who grieves suffers his passion to grow upon him, he indulges it he loves it, but this never happens in the case of actual pain which no man ever willingly endured for any considerable time.
Edmund BurkeRembrandt's first name was Beauregard which is why he never used it.
Dave Barry