Life lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized.
Leo BuscagliaAristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men, although he was twice married it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Bertrand RussellPull the string and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it and it will go nowhere at all.
Dwight D. EisenhowerIf Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
Jonathan SwiftYou know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar
George CarlinWhatever is in any way beautiful hath its source of beauty in itself and is complete in itself, praise forms no part of it. So it is none the worse nor the better for being praised.
Marcus AureliusI believe with all my heart that America remains 'the great idea' that inspires the world. It is a privilege to be born here. It is an honor to become a citizen here. It is a gift to raise your family here to vote here and to live here.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerIf there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others we could have a paradise in a few years.
Bertrand Russell