Life lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized.

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men, although he was twice married it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

Pull the string and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it and it will go nowhere at all.

If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar

To have ability for eating when dishes are ready at hand to be robust and virile in the company of one's religiously wedded wife and to have a mind for making charity when one is prosperous are the fruits of no ordinary austerities.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall debonair and devastating it will be that much easier.

Whatever is in any way beautiful hath its source of beauty in itself and is complete in itself, praise forms no part of it. So it is none the worse nor the better for being praised.

I believe with all my heart that America remains 'the great idea' that inspires the world. It is a privilege to be born here. It is an honor to become a citizen here. It is a gift to raise your family here to vote here and to live here.

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others we could have a paradise in a few years.

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