A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Wilson Mizner
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill Cosby
The shoe that fits one person pinches another, there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
Carl Jung
May not the complaint that common people are above their station often take its rise in the fact of uncommon people being below theirs?
Charles Dickens
People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah no I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.
Charlie Sheen
Because the living environment is what really sustains us.
E. O. Wilson
It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true.
Roger Babson
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Wilson Mizner
When we got into office the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were.
John F. Kennedy
