A man can sleep around no questions asked but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns
What makes all doctrines plain and clear? About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was proved true before prove false again? Two hundred more.
Samuel Johnson
To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.
Bertrand Russell
You are not one person but three The one you think you are,The one others think you are,The one you really are.
Sai Baba
Hatred is settled anger.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Luck marches with those who give their very best.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Either life entails courage or it ceases to be life.
E. M. Forster
Wealth after all is a relative thing since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much and wants more.
Charles Caleb Colton
I am so used to seeing the sort of play which deals with one man and two women. They do not leave me with the feeling I have made a full theatrical meal they do not give me the experience of the multiplicity of life.
E. M. Forster
