I watched the Indy 500 and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
Steven Wright
If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community you are looking at him. You take a look!
Mitt Romney
There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche and the Reagans mean to say it all.
Gore Vidal
During 2002 we entered the foreign currency market for the first time in my life ... In 2003 we enlarged our position as I became increasingly bearish on the dollar.
Warren Buffett
Wisdom, I know, is social. She seeks her fellows. But Beauty is jealous and illy bears the presence of a rival.
Thomas Jefferson
The greatest sweetener of human life is friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment is a secret which but few discover.
Joseph Addison
By faithfulness we are collected and wound up into unity within ourselves whereas we had been scattered abroad in multiplicity.
Saint Augustine
Since I am used to speaking in public I know that it is useless
Franklin Pierce Adams
Massachusetts children cannot only lead the nation in test scores they can be competitive with the best in the world. And the gap in achievement among races can virtually disappear.
Mitt Romney
Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
Chuck Palahniuk
