In school I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

When dealing with people remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic but creatures of emotion.

Those who write clearly have readers those who write obscurely have commentators.

Mankind fears an evil man but heaven does not.

Yes Mother. I can see you are flawed. You have not hidden it. That is your greatest gift to me.

We have seven years of 'A' and 'B' samples. They've all been negative.

That just shouldn't happen. Next time I'll guard him.

Long hair is a security blanket for me. I cut it short a few years ago and I really never want to do that again. When I do cut it I cut it myself.

Better a tooth out than always aching.

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