I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles I don't mind.

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.

I've started to think that maybe I wouldn't mind passing my demented genius on to some small thing who can set fire and breathe profanity.

For him to just call me and tell me what a great game it was and how proud of me he is meant more to me than the 81 points. That means more to me than even the game itself because I idolized him as a kid.

My sorrow when she's here with me thinks these dark days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be, she loves the bare the withered tree, she walks the sodden pasture lane.

You may have a vast scholarship fame or fortune. But the bee can give you a lesson on how to be free from torment.

When all is said and done more is said than done.

To forget oneself is to be happy.

Gardens are not made by singing 'Oh how beautiful ' and sitting in the shade.

The rapture of pursuing is the prize the vanquished gain.

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