Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book and does.
Groucho MarxThere's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "Yes " you know he is a crook.
Groucho MarxThe ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.
Maya AngelouThink of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George CarlinWell if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George CarlinI would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
Gilbert K. ChestertonFor an occurrence to become an adventure it is necessary and sufficient for one to recount it.
Jean-Paul SartreWhy do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Henny YoungmanBy giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
Oscar Wilde