A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts not on marble.
Charles SpurgeonBehind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim CarreyFor age is opportunity no less Than youth itself though in another dress And as the evening twilight fades away The sky is filled with stars invisible by day.
Henry Wadsworth LongfellowNo one will be petty about this and we can forget about our differences and I will not have to refer to my French fried potatoes as 'freedom fries' and I don't have to freedom kiss my wife when I really want to French kiss her. So let's pull together now.
Woody AllenThe painter must enclose himself within his work, he must respond not with words but with paintings.
Paul CezanneAbstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose BierceY'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all those people were at my show.
Mitch HedbergMen should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty bodily or mental.
Samuel ButlerI haven't been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I've been very safe very conservative with investments. I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I've already had that experience.
Jim Carrey