Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Ambrose Bierce
When I was a boy we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner.
Lyndon B. Johnson
The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself.
Charles Dickens
I know why they don't like me because they want the money I have.
Mike Tyson
University President: Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper pencils and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers.
Isaac Asimov
If it isn't the sheriff it's the finance company, I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
John Barrymore
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music
George Carlin
No accurate thinker will judge another person by that which the other person's enemies say about him.
Napoleon Hill
