My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy.
William Shakespeare
We often choose a friend as we do a mistress - for no particular excellence in themselves but merely from some circumstance that flatters our self-love.
William Hazlitt
I went straight from shenanigans to cries against humanity.
George Carlin
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
We fear to know the fearsome and unsavory aspects of ourselves but we fear even more to know the godlike in ourselves.
Abraham Maslow
Dave cut one out the shape of a saddle with just the beads and said 'Here I thought you might like this.' ... But the two together like the seat and this (basket) I might come back for No. 8.
Lance Armstrong
There is only one basic human right the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty the duty to take the consequences.
P. J. O'Rourke
Ceremony leads her bigots forth prepared to fight for shadows of no worth. While truths on which eternal things depend can hardly find a single friend.
William Cowper
