Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it.
Dwight D. EisenhowerWriting is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds
Douglas AdamsNo one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all other things in the world
AristotleMy main wish is to get my books into other people's rooms and to keep other people's books out of mine.
Samuel ButlerWhat is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Steve MartinLife is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney DangerfieldWhat you're thinking is what you're becoming.
Muhammad AliA man who has no imagination has no wings.
Muhammad AliLife is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Helen Keller