I think therefore I am. I think.
George CarlinStupidity is something unshakable, nothing attacks it without breaking itself against it, it is of the nature of granite, hard and resistant.
Gustave FlaubertIt ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.
W. C. FieldsLearn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest.
Herman HesseThe Answer to the Great Question Of.....Life the Universe and Everything.....(is) Forty-two.
Douglas AdamsI believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
Steve MartinHe that can have patience can have what he will.
Benjamin FranklinMany people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
Benjamin FranklinLife well spent is long.
Leonardo da Vinci