For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.
H. L. MenckenYou have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
Jerry SeinfeldWisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh and too selfish to seek other than itself.
Kahlil GibranI hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.
H. L. MenckenA superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.
ConfuciusI would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word "fair" in connection with income tax policies.
William F. Buckley, Jr.I can only note that the past is beautiful, because one never realises an emotion at the time. It expands later and thus we don't have complete emotions about the present, only about the past.
Virginia WoolfThe lapse of ages changes all things - time, language, the earth, the bounds of the sea, the stars of the sky, and every thing "about around and underneath" man, except man himself.
Lord ByronAs different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, crooked or straight, all lead to God.
Swami VivekanandaI've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
F. Scott Fitzgerald