I'll always be grateful to the public of intelligent amateurs.
Paul Cezanne
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Dave Barry
Seek not every quality in one individual.
Confucius
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Bertrand Russell
Each year millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.
Dave Barry
Cats are inquisitive but hate to admit it.
Mason Cooley
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers
A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Isaac Asimov
Satisfaction lies in the effort not in the attainment full effort is full victory.
Mahatma Gandhi
