I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Mark TwainWhat is reading but silent conversation.
Charles LambAnyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. FieldsLet your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes.
Walt WhitmanThere's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma BombeckLife is hard, it's harder if you're stupid.
John WayneChildren's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Maya AngelouIf all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed.
Benjamin FranklinFortunate people often have very favorable beginnings and very tragic endings. What matters isn't being applauded when you arrive - for that is common - but being missed when you leave.
Baltasar Gracian