I am only an average man but by George I work harder at it than the average man.

It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.

Oh come on, you have got to be kidding me. I had good looks but missed them. It is as simple as that. They just weren't falling. Some nights I am on fire and other nights I have nights like tonight where the shots weren't going in.

Before you contradict an old man my fair friend you should endeavor to understand him.

The last suit that you wear you don't need any pockets.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

I should tie myself to no particular system of society other than of socialism.

There is something that is much more scarce something finer far something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.

When I first started doing my comedy act I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me which was juggling magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.

When I come into the theatre I get a sense of security. I love an audience. I love people and I act because I like trying to give pleasure to people.

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