Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Phyllis DillerNot through wealth can Immortality be won, it can be won only through renunciation.
Sai BabaGenealogy n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.
Ambrose BierceThe basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
John F. KennedyThere's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
P. J. O'RourkeIt was the best of times it was the worst of times.
Charles DickensKnowledge is proud that it knows so much, wisdom is humble that it knows no more.
William CowperMormonism is a little different but I still see them as brothers in Christ.
Joel Osteen