Teach a child what is wise that is morality. Teach him what is wise and beautiful that is religion!
Thomas Huxley
When resources become skimpy human beings don't suddenly cooperate to conserve what's left. They fight to the last scrap for possession of a diminishing resource.
Deepak Chopra
Remember gentlemen it's not just France we are fighting for its Champagne!
Winston Churchill
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
Not even Ares battles against necessity.
Sophocles
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Ambrose Bierce
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
I was in a bar the other night hopping from barstool to barstool trying to get lucky but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
Emo Philips
The manual for WordStar the most popular word-processing program is 400 pages thick. To write a novel you have to read a novel - one that reads like a mystery to most people. They're not going to learn slash q-z any more than they're going to learn Morse code. That is what Macintosh is all about.
Steve Jobs
