I'm vaguely embarrassed by myself sometimes.

The public is a ferocious beast, one must either chain it or flee from it.

I only like two kinds of men domestic and imported.

I stayed away from mathematics not so much because I knew it would be hard work as because of the amount of time I knew it would take hours spent in a field where I was not a natural.

The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history.

I don't believe in the after life although I am bringing a change of underwear.

By being so long in the lowest form I gained an immense advantage over the cleverest boys . . . I got into my bones the essential structure of the normal British sentence - which is a noble thing.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Today is a most unusual day because we have never lived it before, we will never live it again, it is the only day we have.

Every story has its demands.

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