My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way I'd visit him every day.
Joan RiversA perfection of means and confusion of aims seems to be our main problem.
Albert EinsteinMan lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be, at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.
Mahatma GandhiPain is never permanent
Saint Teresa of AvilaLove is all you need.
Paul McCartneyYou don't want to love - your eternal and abnormal craving is to be loved. You aren't positive you're negative. You absorb absorb as if you must fill yourself up with love because you've got a shortage somewhere.
David Herbert LawrenceTo truly laugh you must be able to take your pain and play with it!
Charlie ChaplinWhen you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains and the women come out to cut up what remains jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.
Rudyard KiplingIt's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer.
W. Somerset Maugham