My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet soon the feet start looking big.
Satchel Paige
When I'm interviewing somebody I don't work from prepared questions.
William Shatner
The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe with blood for centuries.
James Madison
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
Joan Rivers
That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way.
Ernest Hemingway
It is surprising in the welter of questions that one gets at (languor) how few actually relate to the performance of the company or the decisions taken by the board in particular areas.
Buddha
Man is the only creature that strives to surpass himself and yearns for the impossible.
Eric Hoffer
We must however acknowledge as it seems to me that man with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.
Charles Darwin
We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness not by each other's misery.
Charlie Chaplin
It is a well-known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually when it forms itself into large groups it tends to act as though it has one partially consumed Pez tablet for a brain.
Dave Barry
