A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.
Samuel JohnsonI fell off my pink cloud with a thud.
Elizabeth TaylorHabit if wisely and skillfully formed becomes truly a second nature, but unskillfully and unmethodically depicted it will be as it were an ape of nature which imitates nothing to the life but only clumsily and awkwardly
Francis BaconI found thee not O Lord without because I erred in seeking thee without that wert within.
Saint AugustineNever never never never give up.
Winston ChurchillI've got 911 on speed dial.
Doug CouplandDignify and glorify common labor. It is at the bottom of life that we must begin not at the top.
Booker T. WashingtonNowhere can a man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul.
Marcus AureliusIf after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
H. L. MenckenIf you've heard this story before don't stop me because I'd like to hear it again.
Groucho Marx