There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why can't I just eat my waffle?
Barack Obama
Theology is unnecessary.
Stephen Hawking
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end, then stop.
Lewis Carroll
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Will Rogers
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Kin Hubbard
I have proved by actual trial that a letter that takes an hour to write takes only about 3 minutes to read!
Lewis Carroll
That pleasure which is at once the most pure the most elevating and the most intense is derived I maintain from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Kin Hubbard
With an apple I will astonish Paris.
Paul Cezanne
