Medicines are only fit for old people.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
William Wordsworth
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
Hillary Clinton
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
I don't ever feel I have no help. I've had rainbows in my clouds. And the thing to do it seems to me is to prepare yourself so that you can be a rainbow in somebody else's cloud.
Maya Angelou
For none deny there is a God but those for whom it maketh that there were no God.
Francis Bacon
Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.
George Bernard Shaw
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe with a conviction based on experience that you can fool all of the people all of the time
Franklin Pierce Adams
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
Yogi Berra
