I am often the brunt of my own humor.
Charles R. SwindollIn defense of our persons and properties under actual violation we took up arms. When that violence shall be removed when hostilities shall cease on the part of the aggressors hostilities shall cease on our part also.
Thomas JeffersonDignity does not come from avenging insults especially from violence that can never be justified. It comes from taking responsibility and advancing our common humanity.
Hillary ClintonA bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert FrostThe place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand RussellStatus quo you know is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.
Ronald ReaganThe drafts which true genius draws upon posterity although they may not always be honored so soon as they are due are sure to be paid with compound interest in the end.
Charles Caleb ColtonBECAUSE you have taken residence in this body you cannot call the body I . When you sit here in this Hall you do not call the Hall I . You know you are separate and that you are here only temporarily.
Sai BabaHow oft the sight of means to do ill deeds makes ill deeds done!
William ShakespeareCreativity is the ability to introduce order into the randomness of nature.
Eric Hoffer