Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Mark Twain
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but a little want of knowledge is also a dangerous thing.
Samuel Butler
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
Abraham Lincoln
Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished.
Francis Bacon
Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
Leonardo da Vinci
A torn jacket is soon mended, but hard words bruise the heart of a child.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
One lives with so many bad deeds on one's conscience and some good intentions in one's heart.
John Dewey
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes according to Ralph Nader who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
Dave Barry
I am not bound to please thee with my answer.
William Shakespeare
