My time has been passed viciously and agreeably, at thirty-one so few years months days hours or minutes remain that Carpe Diem 'is not enough. I have been obliged to crop even the seconds-for who can trust to tomorrow?'
Lord Byron
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
Hillary Clinton
I'll tell you what I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.
Tiger Woods
We should be too big to take offense, and too noble to give it.
Abraham Lincoln
The statement of Christ is simple. He who sent me among you will come again . And he pointed to a lamb. The lamb is merely a symbol -- a sign. It stands for the voice - BABA. The announcement was The advent of BABA . He will wear a robe of red blooded robe. He will be short with a crown (of hair). The lamb is a sign and symbol of Love.
Sai Baba
Egotism n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
Ambrose Bierce
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
Steven Wright
The real cure for our environmental problems is to understand that our job is to salvage Mother Nature. We are facing a formidable enemy in this field. It is the hunters... and to convince them to leave their guns on the wall is going to be very difficult.
Jacques Yves Cousteau
Eddie is a very smart guy but putting Kmart and Sears together is a tough hand.
Warren Buffett
The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.
Anatole France
