Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.
Mason CooleyIt's not beauty, but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
EuripidesSuccess consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
Winston ChurchillEvery man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
Jonathan SwiftThe best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston ChurchillAmericans never quit.
Douglas MacArthurYour modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Dave BarryPetroleum is a more likely cause of international conflict than wheat.
Simone WeilA sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.
Joseph StalinWhen I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
Hedy Lamarr