The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody Allen
Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.
Gore Vidal Also found in:
The great difficulty in education is to get experience out of ideas.
George Santayana Also found in:
Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau Also found in:
A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song, no matter how bad they are.
Phyllis Diller
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Tennessee Williams
A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca Also found in:
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
Kahlil Gibran Also found in:
There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting.
William Shakespeare
