I want to get a vending machine with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad but it will be too late.
Mitch Hedberg
Content makes poor men rich, discontent makes rich men poor.
Benjamin Franklin
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Edgar Allan Poe
The man with a host of friends, who slaps on the back everybody he meets, is regarded as the friend of nobody.
Aristotle
Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.
Muhammad Ali
When I have a terrible need of - shall I say the word - religion. Then I go out and paint the stars.
Vincent Van Gogh
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Mark Twain
If we survive danger, it steels our courage more than anything else.
Reinhold Niebuhr
One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
Andre Gide
People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together, and they were scared of being alone.
Chuck Palahniuk
