Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!

Men are what their mothers made them.

I have never seen a man as fond of virtue as of women.

Youth is the trustee of prosperity.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia.

Fun is good.

Freedom is a man's natural power of doing what he pleases, so far as he is not prevented by force or law.

I haven't been faithful to my own advice in the past. I will in the future.

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed, too severe seldom executed.

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