In a false quarrel there is no true valor.
William ShakespeareMy friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Steven WrightI have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Noel CowardWell Art is Art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Groucho MarxDon't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Woody AllenStates should have the right to enact laws... particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live.
George W. BushI'm a Christian by choice.
Barack Obama