If I am elected President of these United States I will work with all my energy and soul to restore that America to lift our eyes to a better future. That future is our destiny. That future is out there. It is waiting for us. Our children deserve it our nation depends upon it the peace and freedom of the world require it.

Actors die so loud.

Let the first impulse pass wait for the second.

In those days most people read newspapers whereas today most people do not. What caused this change? One big factor of course is that people are a lot stupider than they used to be although we here in the newspaper industry would never say so in print.

Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain.

I am at heart a gentleman.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia they can take anything they want!

Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table than when his wife talks Greek.

You learn to speak by speaking to study by studying to run by running to work by working, in just the same way you learn to love by loving.

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