Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group which includes hamburgers fish sticks and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.
Dave BarryThe public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Oscar WildeFor all who love freedom and peace the world without Saddam Hussein's regime is a better and safer place.
George W. BushThe evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones.
William ShakespeareThere are many things that we would throw away, if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.
Oscar WildeLove is the beauty of the soul.
Saint AugustineTo state the facts frankly is not to despair the future, nor indict the past. The prudent heir takes careful inventory of his legacies and gives a faithful accounting to those whom he owes an obligation of trust.
John F. KennedyI don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
Noel CowardI have the same malice in my heart as far as the fight game is concerned but outside the ring I won't say anything a dignified man won't say.
Mike TysonThe ancient tradition that the world will be consumed in fire at the end of six thousand years is true as I have heard from Hell.
William Blake