Diplomacy: the art of restraining power.
Henry A. KissingerI never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine HepburnFor the woman the man is a means: the end is always the child.
Friedrich NietzscheWhat people call impartiality may simply mean indifference and what people call partiality may simply mean mental activity.
Gilbert K. ChestertonIt's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Mitch HedbergMankind are more disposed to suffer while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
Thomas JeffersonLook before you leap for as you sow ye are like to reap.
Samuel ButlerThere are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
W. C. FieldsThis shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg