Dave Barry Turns 50

I still live I still think: I still have to live for I still have to think.

I'm not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.

All religions have been made by men.

If you mean to profit learn to please.

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups parties nations and epochs it is the rule.

All rising to a great place is by a winding stair

In those days he was wiser than he is now, he used to frequently take my advice

One thing is sure. We have to do something. We have to do the best we know how at the moment... If it doesn't turn out right we can modify it as we go along.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I'm gone.

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