I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch Hedbergon an island by themselves.
Kobe BryantRecompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
ConfuciusPower is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are you aren't.
Margaret ThatcherKindness is loving people more than they deserve.
Joseph JoubertExperience has shown and a true philosophy will always show that a vast perhaps the larger portion of the truth arises from the seemingly irrelevant.
Edgar Allan PoeRemember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
Fran LebowitzEverything popular is wrong.
Oscar Wilde