I realize that I'm generalizing here but as is often the case when I generalize I don't care.

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

Though familiarity may not breed contempt it takes off the edge of admiration.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.

When life is too easy for us we must beware or we may not be ready to meet the blows which sooner or later come to everyone rich or poor.

If a smoker blows air on a white handkerchief he will find yellow spots on it. This is a sign of disease. Smoking leads to cancer. Drinking is a demonic quality. It makes you intoxicated and to forget yourself. Consuming non-vegetarian food is also a bad quality.

You can't imagine parlor ballads drifting out of high-rise multi-towered buildings. That kind of music existed in a more timeless state of life.

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.

He shines in the second rank who is eclipsed in the first.

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